OOPS Greenspan is Sorry

OOPS, Alan Greenspan said
as the world's economies crumbled
“I am erudite and well read,
it's Ayn Rand, the b**ch, who stumbled.”

A female Russian novelist
dead six plus twenty years
who knew she was a nihilist
well actually I did have my fears.

When greed is good, altruism bad
somethings amiss, are you dead?
We poor schmucks, we done been had
on the lawn is MY self made bed.

As homes go on the auction block
and tin cups arrive in a Lear.
I no longer have to watch the clock
as my job's being done in Zaire.

The outcomes now in Paulson's hand
perhaps he's more like plumber Joe
let's hope he's never heard of Rand
but watches Curly, and Shemp, and Moe.